Last thing we need is to touch up a dent in the wall because someone was too hands-on. So instead of just giving back, we made our own community! Entirely made out of Aperture Science Malleable Concrete on top of the salt mines! And that’s exactly why you shouldn’t touch the walls or stomp your feet either. Here at Aperture Science Innovators, we love to give back to the community.Don’t worry, though, we haven’t had an accident like that in 3 days! (sound of papers rustling) uh, sorry, make that 3 minutes. Just watch your step on your way out and as a reminder: Aperture Science Innovators is not responsible for any injury you sustain, up to and including death by exposure to cosmic ray spallation. Now, as I said before, there’s a lot we’re still working on.Because you are fired! Get out of my office! Out. Does station have an extra 'O' before the 'I?' Alright, listen to me. How do you spell 'station?' Okay, think about that for a second. Alright, you’re now arriving at Aperture Central statoion.Now, get ready to do some science! For now though, we’re going to put on some nice music for you. You’ll get some more pre-recorded messages once you’re there. Don’t worry though, you’ll know where it is.

When the train arrives at the station, head into the town and into the Aperture building. You’ve been selected from a large group of candidates for a special test in our temporary testing areas.

We’re still getting some of this stuff together, but there’s a lot of science we can do in the meantime.

And you’ll soon be at.Aperture: Science Innovators.

Okay, so, this town doesn’t have a name yet, as we’re the ones who built it. You’re riding into the little Michigan town of.uhh wait, where are we again? Uh-huh. And you know, that dreaming became doing.I don’t say that lightly, mind you, so take that as one of the biggest compliments you’ll ever get in your life! Even if you don’t know who I am! In the beginning, I started a shower curtain company, making asbestos-laden shower curtains for the military, but I kept dreaming bigger and better. You’re here because you’re the best the world has to offer.And boy, do I have something to show you. Greetings, astronaut, war hero, or Olympian! My name’s Cave Johnson.

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